Monday, May 11, 2009
Geek overload
Soon, I'm going to forget how to have any type of conversation without making keyboard motions with my fingers...
Friday, May 8, 2009
Gonna Be a Bear part deux
Thursday, May 7, 2009
_Buffy_Summers is one to twitter
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Sleepy Days - Gonna Be a Bear
Gonna Be a Bear:
In this life, I’m a woman.
In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!